when you’re the first person to like someone’s response to an Anon
do you ever see something and think "wow. that is violently american”
You mean like glazed-donut-bacon-cheeseburgers?
Look at this house we found by the river today
That’s a murder scene not a house
Look at this murder scene we found inside a house today
there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.
i would be such a shit famous person because when a fan wants to take pictures i’d be like “show me” and then id be like “ew delete it” all the time
*AGGRESSIVELY STILL ISN’T FINISHED WITH HOMEWORK*
very fucking punny you shits
with all the actual humour, tumblr still finds “teeth” the funniest thing.